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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you break your arm in two places? Don't go back to those two places."
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"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"
"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"
"Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh doctor my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in say three or four weeks' time?"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allahu Ackbar! /r/unexpectedjihad"
"It's hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."
"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."
"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their hands through their hair."
"My neighborhood is so politically correct... ...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar."