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Joke of the Day
"I came very close to death last night. I had a wank in a graveyard."
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"What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin."
"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was a little quiet."
"How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the ""f"" out of the word ""way"". (get it yet...?)"
"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"
"Desi vedio jugar of india jugar india ka"
"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."
"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."
"First Post Knock knock Who's there? Immigration, let's go."