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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers."
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"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran."
"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""
"Dear Father Christmas could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!"
"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."
"What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea."
"My doctor said I can't lift more than ten pounds... Can you help me pee?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."