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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"
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"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""
"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."
"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"
"What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ="
"look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did"
"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
"What's White & Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky? The coming of the Lord."
"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"
"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."