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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"

"A man would never say... STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."

"Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? ...Yarn"

"Why do women wear bras anyway? If you need something to hold your boobs, men are here."

"What's a cat's favorite color? Purrple."

"I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies"