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Joke of the Day

"There's a strong correlation between the amount of pre-made holes in a guy's jeans & his level of douchiness."

"What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet."

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."

"Bruce Jenner When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen? And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it?"

"Grad School: Because it's better than saying ""I'm still looking."""

"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."

"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"

"Valentine man I knew him, you see, This certain young man, And that is why I saw him and ran. In the plan of the ages This tragedy is That I should be An acquaintance of his."

"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""