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Joke of the Day
"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."
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"Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect."
"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"
"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"
"Did you hear about the guy who thought he saw a fog? Apparently he was mistaken"
"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"
"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."
"A new band called 1025 MB is playing soon They just barely got a gig"
"Autocannibalism is self-serving."