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Joke of the Day

"There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay blacks have over white ones. When a gay black comes out, they only have to deal with one parent."

"I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt."

"Teacher: I'd like a room please. Hotel Receptionist: Single Sir? Teacher: Yes but I am engaged."

"Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!"

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? My toe sis!"

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."

"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"

"A Joke I Thought Up in Stats Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%? It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!"

"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"