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Joke of the Day
"I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt."
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"How does a man who cannot curse kill someone? He buttbuttinates them..."
"My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs."
"There's two things I don't fuck with... Rattlesnakes. And Condoms."
"I found out when my birthday was and now I can never have a surprise party."
"""Wow, that milk is spoiled!"" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*"
"Almost every McDonalds A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"
"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."
"What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out out of them."