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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"
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"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."
"What's the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute? A cockerel says cock-a-doodle-do. Whereas a prostitute says any-cock-will-do."
"About to finish my second book of the day! And when I say book, I really mean magazine. And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza."
"No, takeout goes in the front seat. You sit in the back."
"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"
"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"
"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."
"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""
"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."