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Joke of the Day
"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."
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"What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building? Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob by a guy It feels good until you look down and realize your gay"
"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."
"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."
"What do you call a Mexican Miget? A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an esse"
"Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy.... Story of my life."
"Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans."
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."