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Joke of the Day
"What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? My toe sis!"
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"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."
"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."
"I was going to tell an addition joke... ...but I forgot sum of it"
"Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other ""do you want some?"". The other replies ""No thanks, I'll have to drive soon""."
"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."
"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."
"Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*."
"What does amnesia mean? Someone told me but I forgot."