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Joke of the Day

"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."

"I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat. Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy."

"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... It was exhausting."

"At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up bitches."

"What's the odd one out? What's the difference between your meat, you wife, an egg and a blowjob? You can beat your meat, your wife and an egg, but you can't beat a blowjob!"