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Joke of the Day

"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"

"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"

"Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live."

"(NSWF) Whats funner than a dead baby A dead baby wearing a clown outfit"

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"

"I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high."

"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"

"Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy"

"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"

"How do you know your girlfriend's getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes."