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Joke of the Day

"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."

"What's brown and sticky A brown stick"

"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."

"You are my fan because u blow me away."

"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the waiter after eating? Check, mate."

"Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find..."

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)"

"My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! He's a busdriver."

"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."

"Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... I could have shoved it up my ass!"