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Joke of the Day
"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."
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"Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great."
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"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."
"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"
"My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me... ...Because when they died, they left me nothing."
"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."
"all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood"
"If a woman drinks a glass of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips"