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Joke of the Day

"You are my fan because u blow me away."

"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing.."

"I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a."

"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"

"""Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling."" - me as a doctor"

"Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up."

"How did Hitler check the price of his clothes? He looked at the Reichstag."

"There are 10 types of people. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke."

"My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit."

"the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts"