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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)"

"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."

"why cant Ray Charles see his friends?? Because he's married."

"You should always buy very high end speakers It's a sound investment"

"Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader."

"Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures...."

"Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack."

"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."

"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."

"""Yeah girl, lick my ass."" - stamps"