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Joke of the Day
"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."
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"Girl: ""all boys are the same"" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities."
"A fish walks into a bar the bartender asks ""What would you like?"" the fish says holding his neck ""Water""."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
"Mother: ""Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."" Girl: ""I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."""
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"
"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."
"I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE, vegans. You disgust me."
"What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge."
"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."