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Joke of the Day

"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"

"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"

"There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context"

"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."

"-Where is your wife ? -In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little."

"Can someone tell me that Johnny go deeper joke from 15 years ago? I was in middle school and can't remember it completely."

"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"

"Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job."

"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."

"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."