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Joke of the Day

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

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"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""
"Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the ""life of the party."""
"What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends"
"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ? A feminist"
"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."
"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."
"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."
"Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus He comes while you're asleep."