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Joke of the Day

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

"""Sir, it appears the bomb was hidden in the Japanese man's beer!"" ""Looks like the killer... BREW his mind."""

"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change."

"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."

"I failed my origami course But it was not my fold"

"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: ""Dead ant Dead Ant ... Dead ant Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme)."

"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."