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Joke of the Day
"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."
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"A toothless termite walks into a bar... and says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two"
"I met my newborn neice for the first time last night and she didn't even remember me this morning. Bitch."
"Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights."
"*Runs across campus to get to class on time* Whew! I made it! *Sits in the back and browses Twitter for an hour and a half*"
"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"
"Day 1: Brad wears no pants Day 2: Brad wears no pants Day 3: Brad wears no pants ... ... This is just a bottomless Pitt"
"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"
"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."