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Joke of the Day
"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"
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"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"
"Two penguins are taking a bath together... ... One penguin asks the other penguin, ""Hey, could you pass the soap?"" and the other one says, ""Whah do I wook wike, a typewhita??"""
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."
"Pet Review: Horses Cost: Thousands of dollars Pros: Bragging about owning a horse Cons: Can literally kick your face off, big teeth 1.5/10"
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"
"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."
"Why did the clown refuse to juggle? He didn't have the balls to do it."