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Joke of the Day
"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""
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"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"
"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? ...A brick"
"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late."
"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"
"Judge: ""Reason for divorce?"" Me: ""Reconcilable differences."" Judge: ""Don't you mean irreconcilable?"" Me: ""Ugh. You sound just like her."""
"Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones ."
"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."