67047

Joke of the Day

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."

"You should really eat more turnips. They're really healthy Turnip, for what?"

"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"

"What is your mom's favorite animal? Macaque."

"I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon. I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line."

"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."

"How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang"

"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"

"90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something."