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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart"

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."

"I was gonna tell you a joke about the wind... ...But it blows"

"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."

"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard? The Stones say ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" The Shepard says ""hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"""

"""Oh, he's so immature."" - boring people talking about fun people"

"Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus."

"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."

"WIFE: Dave's here HUSBAND: Dave from work or Dave who always wears scarves? ME: [from downstairs] I got caught in the ceiling fan again!"