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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your sister has started her period? Your Dad's dick tastes like blood"

"""I know,, Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the crap out of everyone."" God, when He made scorpions"

"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."

"So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: ""Well, the flag's a big plus.""^I'll^see^myself^out."

"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"

"Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food."

"How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potatoe"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped."

"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"

"What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk? *Legen-dairy*"