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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped."

"Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes."

"me: mom i like this person from twitter mom: TWITTER IS LIKE CRAIGSLIST YOU THINK YOURE BUYING USED BOWLING SHOES AND YOU WIND UP DEAD"

"My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ""ruined"" her birthday... ..I'm not sure how that's possible, I didn't even know it was her fucking birthday."

"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."

"I decided not to let C into my fancy club. It lacks class."

"What's r/jokes' favorite joke site?"

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell"

"A blind man finally got his vision back He was so happy he became paralysed"

"You can always count on me. Unless standing up for you will make people hate me. Then you're on your own."