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Joke of the Day

"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."

"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"

"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus."

"My wife tells me im always too negative Well, doesnt that make me a positive?"

"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."

"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"

"The banana apologized to the apple. You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)"

"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."

"I'm ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there."

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."