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Joke of the Day

"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"

"I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out"

"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."

"what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use? Black and Decker."

"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"

"Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes."

"guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary and those who don't."

"My mom should have been on a plane that crashed on 9/11 *I* think."

"Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office... Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the backdoor."