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Joke of the Day
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"
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"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
"R.I.P. the phrase ""I don't have an opinion on it."" Born 1550 - Died 2014"
"New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed"
"How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink? You add ices."
"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."
"What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike"
"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"
"[Ouija board] Spirits are you there? U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K *flips board*"