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Joke of the Day
"How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid? He died of asphinxiation!"
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"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."
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"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."
"What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending."
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"What's your favorite terraria boss? Mine is the enderdragon"
"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."
"The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along."