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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending."
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"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."
"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""
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"I threw a cat in a lake I have finally made a pussy wet."