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Joke of the Day
"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."
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"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."
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"How can a man go eight days without sleep? No problem , He sleeps at night."
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"My wife hates the way I introduce her to people in public. ""THIS is my wife.."" *looks down at the ground *sighs *kicks can"
"[plays dead to stop a bear from chasing me but then it plays dead next to me and we end stargazing together, forming a spiritual connection]"