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Joke of the Day
"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
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"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"
"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"
"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."
"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."
"What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque."
"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"