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Joke of the Day

"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."

"[posing for mugshot] ""now turn forward"" [flash] lemme see"

"Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim."

"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."

"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."

"Contrary to obvious physics, you can't attach a ceiling fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."

"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."

"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"

"""How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?"" -guy who invented condoms"