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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"What does a black lawyer deliver in court? Nigga' pleas"

"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"

"Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection But he told me it was all in my head."

"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."

"A mother publicly argued with his son... ...Somewhere along the lines, the mother yelled to his son: ""You motherfucker!"" The first thought that came to my mind was ""Wow, that's a Lil TMI for me"""

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."

"""That which does not kill you makes you stronger."" So, all things?"

"How much does Jesus love you? Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)"