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Joke of the Day
"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."
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"My girlfriend asked if she would be able to make a living by being a stripper... I told her it was probably a bit too risque."
"I may not look good naked, but I'm a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm gonna need a beer and a mop."""
"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."
"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"
"Did you hear the one about the woman who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys... ...and came home with a big red snapper?"
"[labels account ""18+""] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]"
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."