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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the woman who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys... ...and came home with a big red snapper?"

"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."

"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."

"How to get on the front page Not like this."

"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."

"So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?"

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."

"I call bullshit on these retro bottles of Coca-Cola. They make you add your own cocaine."

"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."