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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."

"Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!"

"Today I broke my leg but it's going tibia okay"

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."

"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"

"Why did the condom leave so quickly? Because it got pissed off."

"You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3"

"Yay! The healthcare reform bill passed! Waitress, a round of celebratory abortions for all my friends!"

"What is white and 14 inches long? Absolutely nothing. It's MLK weekend, lets have your best white jokes."