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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."

"American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?"

"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"

"What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years? Ancient grease"

"If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder."

"what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean!"

"I've just bought that new Lynx deodorant breadcrumb edition. The birds can't get enough of me!"

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."