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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."
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"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."
"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"
"My local policeman does a tall on heroin. I don't know why, we can never understand a word he says."
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"
"What is Wun-Wun's favorite activity? Taekwundo."
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."
"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"
"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """
"Why did the kid only water half the lawn? Because there was a 50% chance of rain"