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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"
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"If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong."
"What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first."
"Where can I find that ""4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards"" Birthday Card? I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place"
"What crime did the viticulturist get imprisoned for? Grape."
"If you are what you eat then I'm a cannibal. Ba dum tsh"
"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""
"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."
"If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently"
"Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]"