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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"
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"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."
"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"
"Why was the black person sad? Police Brutality"
"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."
"Your dad is a motherfucker"
"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"
"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""
"I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"