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Joke of the Day
"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."
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"Louise Jokes (my own jokes towards to my friend louise) ENJOY THESE LOUISE JOKES AND ALSO IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM ILL REPLY TO SOME OF THEM THAT I MADE AND ILL EXPLAIN THE JOKE"
"I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."
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