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Joke of the Day

"So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke."

"I only wanted one Duran."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"

"What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes."

"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."

"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."

"If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does..."

"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."

"If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth."