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Joke of the Day
"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"
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"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!"
"Life teachings Q: What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in? A: Learning from your mistakes."
"I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better."
"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"
"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"
"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""
"I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard."