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Joke of the Day
"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"
Next Joke
"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."
"I'm glad there isn't a pop quiz every time I claim to have read something."
"What do women and linoleum have in common? If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years."
"What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce."
"Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention."
"An island for people who tell other people to smile"
"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."
"Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear."
"[OC] What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes? ""I'll show myself out."""