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Joke of the Day

"If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth."

"What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue"

"What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. EDIT: spelling"

"I'm more afraid of the shitty music my family is going to play at my funeral than I am of dying."

"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"

"Shake what your momma gave ya! *shakes old decorative wreath* (pine needles and holly berries go everywhere)"

"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."

"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."

"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It's simple meth."