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Joke of the Day

"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."

"What do you call your mom who used to be your dad? A transparent ( )"

"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"

"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."

"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"

"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"Did you hear about the new Jewish car? It stops on a dime and then picks it up."