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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"

"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool..."

"The ""D"" boy: spell ""me"" girl: M-E boy: but you forgot the D girl: there's no D in me boy: not yet ;)"

"Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?"

"Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week...."

"Bad guys gotta have a meeting and decide once and for all Liam Neeson's family is off limits."

"I never get invited to search parties."

"The best part about twitter is that it is completely satisfying on a deep emotional level and in no way makes me feel empty inside."