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Joke of the Day
"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Staple some food to the ceiling."
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"How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words."
"They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea"
"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."
"A joke i came up with.... detective: time of death 4:20 police officer: eyyyy detective: eyyyyy corpse: eyyyy"
"A man was molested by an Alien... ...when asked by a local reporter if he had any comment he said, ""It was out of this world."""
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"
"Me: I'm a tenor. Her: You're a six, and I'm being generous."
"How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia? You can't. That's what makes it so funny."
"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""