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Joke of the Day

"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"

"I've been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. Still not as scary as my ex's number popping up on my phone this morning."

"How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm"

"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!"

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler? Hitler can't finish a race"

"Why do Americans hate sunlight? Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow."

"Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it."